I am a great space warrior! We Destroyerian race were born destined to rule the universe!
And finally, my goal is to conquer the world!!! However… a problem arose. The Space Conquest Committee suddenly withheld "authorization for Earth invasion"!
[Insufficient record. Requires a record of at least ??? planet conquests.]
"What? You're saying you've conquered a few planets so far?" There are currently 0. "……."
So now, before I take over the Earth I set off to conquer ??? planets first. But it's not easy because it's full of stranger places than I expected…
Alright! I begin the super-fast planetary conquest right now!